I read this at work on my lunch break and literally snorted.

…was busting out all the hottest dance moves of the moment, The Oyster Kills Patrick, The Clam Slam, The Searchin’ Urchin.
I Pulled a Mussel at the Shellfish Disco
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Robert Gowty
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Oct 16, 2023
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I read this at work on my lunch break and literally snorted. Hilarious, Robbie. You’re creativity continues to amaze me.
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